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We'll analyze your moral flexibility, workplace survival skills, and behavioral patterns. Then we'll roast you harder than your boss roasts your dreams. No mercy. No filters. Just pure psychological warfare.
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Corruption Analysis
Find out exactly what you'd sell your soul for. Spoiler: It's probably less than you think.
Workplace Survival
Discover your toxic boss survival skills and get compensated for enduring corporate hell.
Behavioral Accountability
We call out your worst habits and toxic patterns. No safe spaces, just brutal truth.
Daily Brutal Affirmations
Wake up to personalized roasts that keep you accountable. "Try not to be a piece of shit today!"
Psychological Destruction Available
Basic personality analysis and tier packs available
This isn't a test. It's a personality autopsy. We just brought the scalpel.
Personality Analysis
Complete access to personality tests, corruption analysis, and psychological evaluations. Basic tiers included.
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